What's the most common joke you hear?

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  • “Missed a spot…”
  • “When you’re done, you can do my house…”
  • “Hey, my car is parked right over there…”
  • “Do you do eyeglasses too…?”
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Everyone you listed we hear all the time.
Or what type of soap do you use.

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Oh yeah. Man i hate that one. Gonna add it…

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So these three window cleaners were sitting in a bar…and they all agreed on which channel, handle, rubber, and soap were the absolute best.

Not the most common joke I heard, but it would be the funniest.

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Also funny is this one…this window cleaner posted a quick video of his technique on the Facebook Window cleaning group. All of the members complimented him on his skills, and nobody said “WFP”.

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“Missed a spot” is most frequent for me

While not necessarily the most common joke, “The last guy did it for less” is the only one that actually makes me want to laugh.

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“Missed a spot”

Followed by

“Please please stop punching me!”

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Yeah when I hear that I just chuckle and carry on.

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the most common joke? You don’t make money cleaning windows? do you? :money_mouth:

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Or like one of our friends recently replied to my wife:

Wife: "Yeah, I’m going to be helping Jordie more with the business."
Friend: “What business? Ohh, you mean the window cleaning…”

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@TheWindowCleanse my second year… my accountant told us to not withhold any payroll taxes from our checks… we just did straight draws off his advice… fast forward to tax time the next year we are in his office handing over our P&L for the year and the look on his face was priceless… and he started scrambling telling us we need to start taking withholding asap…he begins to apologize telling us he thought the whole window cleaning thing was a weekend hobby…I found a new accountant the next year…

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I say “my secret sauce” with a grin

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I use dihydrogen monoxide. Its a really dangerous substance and kills thousands of people every year. If you breathe it in, it will kill you… but it gives a sweet sweet glide.

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Oh wow I had almost forgotten that. We learned about DHMO in 7th grade. Scary stuff. :skull::skull::skull:

You’ve undoubtedly seen this, then.