I always hope it’s a big house with a rarely used guest bathroom off in some far ‘flung’ corner. I also advise investing in a wonderful product called PooPourri. The commercial (you tube it) is more than enough reason for all of us to fund the brand for life.
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don’t forget a courtesy flush, and make it as quick as possible
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Many moons ago I was 17. I did not know I was lactose intolerant. Have been for life, figured it when in my 20’s.
Was in condo, the room I had to use, HAD TO, was central. Very embarrassing.
At the time our employeer said “if you need to use a restroom and they say no, pee on their driveway and leave” - not my style but I smile at that
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Love this topic
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We have a no poop policy. Go the the gas station or shop before or after
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My system is very anti-unfamiliar-venue when it comes to the numero dos business. If I was in a strange location, the only way I’d have the urge to go is if I was sick.
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please!
im with you! i never ever even went #2 in school
I think it really stinks…
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It’s a shi**y situation all around.
I mean, when it’s time to go, it’s time to go but I don’t recommend it. It’s probably best to just say, “OK ma’am we’re going to take a quick lunch break and should be back in 20-30 minutes”. Go find the nearest McDonalds and have at it.
I’ll never forget back in the day when I worked for Fish as an Operations Manager. I was out doing sales and one of our employees called me in a panic because he clogged someone’s toilet and there was no plunger in the bathroom. I basically told him to covertly check out the other bathrooms and find one or if worse came to worse, tell the homeowner what happened. Whatever you do, don’t just leave it there!
Naturally he ignored my advice and just left it there and pretended like nothing ever happened. He finished the job, got paid, and before he even made it back to the office, the owner got the most unpleasant phone call of his life.
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Now you GOTTA tell it.
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You mean when an employee (loosely used here) literally took a shit on a customers property. Literally behind a shed, shiting.
Yep that was a funtastic day!
Btw they got their gutters cleaned for free, cause they saw it happen 
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Oh damn! No sh!t!
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Was not the best day.
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You all need to eat more yogurt with live cultures to ensure you’re “regular”. I go once in the morning before work and depending on if I had Burger King/Wendy’s that day once at night other days it’s just once.
I take blood pressure medicine part water pill which means I have to pee like a race horse after about 2 stops in the morning
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this has turned into a nice feed! i go in the morning too but if i get excited i sometimes need a few minutes
Guest bathroom only-in the US theres bathrooms in almost all gas station stores now and every fast food rest BUT theres plenty of big $ homes that are in the middle of nowhere so either plan ahead or use a bathroom not located near anyones bedroom or kitchen…My worst experience was doing a major converted farmhouse with game room over garage-went in a rush and to my horror no water on in the bathroom as it was early march and they had problem with pipes freezing.thankfully both owners gracious so i poured water down for auto flush (thanks be to god). Have had complaints from employees -worst lack of common sense was on private school campus where one decided to use headmasters master bath when he couldve walked next door to multiple classrooms or office buildings
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I just go to the gas station if I can. But and if it’s a must. We all carry buckets. I just shut the trailer door do my thing. I always carry wet wipes. It’s called life. My big thing is every time I grab my ladder it seems I have to go #1. Every time!! I will not go into a customers home to do #2. Sorry. I will sneak in the woods first… but I’m a big hunter and fisher. I #2 in the woods a lot… maybe to much. Lol.
Just remember: leaves of three makes good TP!
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