Isn't it Ironic

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So every day I get at least 2-3 calls from cold call sales persons.

They generally start in an accent with "Can I speak to the owner of the business"
when I take the call they dribble on how they are “from google” to my reply "no your not "
for them to be "oh we work along side google"
anyway to cut it short they keep calling me telling me how they are going to place me on the first place on google.
My last converse with them was “If your SOE was so damn good you wouldn’t be wasting time cold calling random people to sell your service, If you are so unable to market your own business what in the world would make you think I would trust you to do that for my business.”

I am awaiting a reply…

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Ya, maybe you should ask them, “if I google SEO services, will I find your company on the top of page 1?”
:wink:

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Come on, you can admit that you’re going to miss talking to that random guy in the cubicle

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I get the calls too.

But more ironic to me, is the SEO “expert” that emails me through my contact page. I come up page one, they claim my SEO needs work.

Well, genius, how did you find ME then?

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It is a waste of your time to talk to them. I hang up right away. They seem to have got the message because we only get those calls 1 or 2 times a week instead of daily.

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The owner is never in. Would you like to leave a message?

We already have one. And your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.