Window cleaners *you're* doing it ALL wrong!

Since the admin has made a request for this thread to continue I will happily oblige him. We all know the party is not a party without my presence. To my beloved fans such as what a pain,highjasonmurphy and michael mole-ester please restrain yourselves in your eager expectation of my return. Life cannot be all work and no play. As you can see in the picture below I am away from my desk on a golf vacation and the magical laptop is closed. Yes I left my “dime” at home and now I have to beat off the competing "dimes’ who can literally smell money and success. I know and seen some of you claim to have “dimes” but I must be frank and tell you that 5 "2"s do not make a “dime”. :smiley:

Yes in the office is where the magic happens and the alpha-male leads the online pack. I know many take life and work too seriously but I know too well life is short indeed. Some of you take this entertainment way too seriously and might pop a blood vessel. I suggest you loosen up you window girdles and lighten up a bit. That is why when I have nothing to do all day at my office but wait on my duplicates of me to bring in the buckets of cash I engage my fans who seem so lost posting without me.

In the meantime I highly recommend releasing that iron grip on your window washing bucket and work on duplicating yourselves too. That is if growing your business instead of working in your business is your goal. If not then avoid my threads. However until my arrival please try not to muck up this record breaking first thread that I have eloquently assembled. If you do so I will have to give you a bath in window waste water against your will. Please know that I hate to see grown men cry. There is a fine line between love and hate. I worry some of you dull jealous buffoons may trip over this line and start showering likes all over me forcing me against my will to the top of the Likeomenmeter. Please exercise restraint until my arrival and post responsibly till then.

I think even HE…got bored with this one

Proudly providing window cleaning services to my fellow Parker County residents.

Maybe not…

Proudly providing window cleaning services to my fellow Parker County residents.

Doesn’t look safe - all that crap plugged into one outlet.

Why do I feel like I’m in gay night club!!! Heeeeyyyyyyyy

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Proverbs 16:18 “Pride is before a crash, and a haughty spirit before stumbling.”

Wow

I hope you’re not planning on being gone for an extended period of time because all that crap plugged into your wall looks like a serious fire hazard. Also, you could probably add to those massive buckets of cash if you turned your lamp off and saved some money on electricity. Rob Allen you’re doing it all wrong.

Perhaps you are, you could be on the night club’s computer. Or maybe you’re fishing.

With all of those “buckets of cash” and infinite wisdom you would think the … er … he would be able to afford an additional wall socket. Fake.

“What you do speaks so loud I can’t hear what you say”

I was reading the Amazon reviews on this book. Not the ones with the best reviews featured at the top, the ones as you scroll down on the right.

Here’s a few…

[I]This was basically a pitch fest deigned to get you to purchase expensive coaching products. Monopolize your Marketplace just monopolized my wallet.

This is the overview product, and of course, the goal is to get you to purchase their 10 CD set.

Theres no 0 star option for this junk Look Ive been around marketing and wall street for many years. When it comes to sales especially hard core sales forces pushing big ticket intangibles theres 4 kinds of…

After being told by a client how good the book was, I enthusiastically bought the CD for car time. My dollar cost was about $5 including shipping, but the bigger cost was the waste…

Save your money … this book is not useful. I purchase about three marketing books each month on Amazon. If I get one good idea, the money is well spent. I have a degree in PR with a marketing minor.

not very good this was a waste basically,and I only paid 4 dollars and some change.Basically a bunch of jibberjab trying to get the listener to purchase

Do not waste your money or your time on this book or system Monopolize Your Marketplace is about as close to a scam as is possible without crossing the boundary. If I could give this book and system a zero rating, I would.[/I]

I will not be listening to any more words of wisdom from Rob.

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I will not be listening to any more words of wisdom from Rob.[/QUOTE]

Sometimes I don’t use my customers last name I’m on first name basis with several.

Maybe he also needs to get a restoration specialist in there. Looks like the ceiling tiles had an incident.

And nothing says “hello 1994!” like that TV he has. Apparently his buckets of cash aren’t doing too much for him.

Maybe he spends all his barrels of cash on his dime…

Tapatalking

With the way this guy gets insulted in here(and rightfully so) I would bet if someone sh1t in his Easter basket he would still eat the jellybeans. This effin tool just doesn’t get it. And he refers to us as “Delusional”

I wish I could afford that TV from 1991 but on my limited income as a lowly window cleaner I can only dream. I wonder if he has the original Nintendo with Mario brothers 2!?!?

All hat and no cattle… He hasn’t told us one real thing about his business.

I think he might have a tree removal service. Not only does he cut down trees, but he also cuts down people as well

Probably never read about tempered glass scratch growth, either.