Or, I’m window cleaner not a handyman.
HAH! I priced myself right out of one of these.
Thought I’d contribute
I never saw Joe Dirt, but I still distinctly remember a period of way too many months where all my friends would constantly belt out, "IT PUTS THE LOTION ON!!! Of course, I was that clueless guy who had no idea what they saying.
I deserve that
Edit: Samuel’s bible.
Who is Sam?
Mr. “Sam” Sam-I-Am is the main protagonist in Dr. Seuss’s story Green Eggs and Ham and the secondary protagonist in the second season of The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss. He is a short, unidentified bug. There is also a song in Seussical the Musical called Green Eggs and Ham, based off of him.