My sweet phone book ad for upcoming year (full page): maybe limited ROI, but monthly payments ease the pain

Well I guess when someone keeps coming back to the toilet and leaves smelling like shit the jokes on them.

here is a recap:

hey guys like my ad?

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i hope you have insurance for that free thing you do to help seniors
whats it to you?
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hey hey now young punk calm down
yeah calm down you whipper snapper
hey how dare you reasonably state your dislike for hi-jacking threads
yeah this is how the internet works you dumbass
hey guys here are the guidlines, i don’t like it when they arent followed
no no your wrong there whipper, why don’t you leave and never come back
yeah leave you don’t know how life works hahaha
everytime you come we tell you that we only follow the guidelines unless we want to gas-light you
yeah let us gaslight you or leave

Like the hyenas on lion king, and I guess that makes me Simba lol! Well I guess I’m the arrogant king. Since you all can’t stick to the topic and would rather tell me I’m wrong and that I shouldn’t be on the internet lol. Even though this is a forum for professional window cleaners not hall monitors looking to pick a fight with a guy that is giving it another chance. Maybe I should go find some other forum for people that can actually stick to the topic, I thought that’s why they have moderators to regulate the threads.

I really don’t think asking me about the insurance is a big deal in private and if I knew immediately the motive isn’t questioning me. I don’t like being put on the spot most people don’t. To be honest I didn’t think about having that coverage but like I hinted to, I’ve contacted my agent and its all good. In person if someone asked that I would be less defensive.

People that know me in real life tell me I’m very pragmatic and I tend to think that means I don’t use my emotions but something changes on this forum when I feel like people always have something to prove but this forum shouldn’t be used as a platform to prove points. That’s what call of duty is for sorry for not understanding those of you that play COD or WOW that’s just not me.

Like I said stop misquoting my long post, stop misquoting any of my quotes. If this is a immature place to go to stroke egos and fondle your buddies than go ahead and keep misquoting me and trying to prove points. If you don’t like me then please stop replying to my threads, go away. If you think I should go away, please you go away! I happen to like this forum but that doesn’t mean I should take what everyone ones to dish at me.

Yes this is the internet and yes I may be wearing a mini-skirt but that doesn’t mean you can force yourself on me, that’s called sexual assault. Please stop making excuses for your barbaric brazen attitudes and stay out of it. This is about a marketing and advertising campaign everyone else just needs to stick to the topic please.

is it possible to hijack ones own thread?

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You actually didnt say that. You just posted a picture of your ad without any comment at all and then were followed up comments.

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Where’s Tdog and Skipper? Giving them a temporary reprieve would be entertaining.

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Redundantly I’m aware of that.

Flame baiting

You have been warned about the backlinks, Jaran.

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…he says as he completely mis-quotes and mis-characterizes the statements made here by others he disagrees with.

Yeah but…otherwise I would have to do a bunch of non-billable tasks: replace a cord, order parts, reconcile December’s account with what linked to Freshbooks, check to see if I sent a report to Dept of Labor, input payroll, make a new ad for this week and more. Booooorrrrriiiing.

Edit: Much adulting in progress. I reconciled December’s expenses, sent the report to Dept of Labor, submitted a preliminary payroll, posted another ad, sent the Employee Manual to my new employee and did some other boring non-billable stuff. Now I have to go work my billable hours. Viewing an internet disagreement would have been more entertaining but less profitable.

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Is this better I guess I have to manually delete my signature I thought I was.

Why is that so bad?

I’m still having problems with the title of this thread - I haven’t bothered to read all the responses.

“I’m throwing money away”

“but I can make payments”

Anyone else find that sort of weird?

I like the ad, looks nice. But I’d rather throw the ad up against the eddm wall and see if it sticks. 2 g’s will get you some good coverage.

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@JBeauty, I hope my edit to the title fits the message you were trying to convey?

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I like how the beginning of threads show the number of posts and the total read time. It would be cool if there was also a feature letting you know if you’re gonna wish you could get that time back.

Why is it so easy to get sucked in?! :expressionless:

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Yeah it did, you should do that for a living it seems like a talent. Like an advertising consultant or a marriage counselor lol.

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