Badly Explain Your Job

I piss all over people’s property

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I wipe my arse in people’s rags and put them back in people’s pouches

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I spray restricted use chemicals all over your house in a vain attempt to get rid of roaches, NOT water bugs, that are falling out of your cabinets because your 28 year old lazy-ass has never heard of soap, sponge, or how to take out the trash.

Did I do it right?

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did you join the forum just to post this?

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Please pay me, or ill throw dirt on your windows and spell mean things in your yard with round up grass killer

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RE: 462 Web Concepts, my other job.

I spend my days trying to hack one of the world’s largest corporations, all for a reasonable monthly fee.

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Be nice or I’ll start sending corporate fake bills…